On today's episode of Alex's TMI Chronicles... *insert Law and Order sound* Me: (staring at guy) Him: “Hi.” Me: “Oh! Hi. Sorry about that. You’re very attractive.” Him: “Really?” Me: “Yes, you’re lovely.” (Starts to walk away) Him: “So...” Me: (panics) Him: “What’s your name?” Me: (sweat) “Alex." Him: “You’re cute.” Me: (hyperventilates) “Oh?” Him: … Continue reading Is…this…anxiety?
No, it's not a wedding for me. ::le sigh:: I have a lovely cousin who's getting married this December. I am out of shape. So, I did a thing. Now, hear me out. Hear me out. This is only a temporary thing. I'm usually a 98% vegetarian/ 2% meat-eater. There is no philosophy behind this--I'm … Continue reading 3: A December Wedding
"All that herb smudging, incensing burning mumbo jumbo is for schmucks!" Okay, maybe I didn't use those words exactly, but they were pretty close. I am a child of logic and science. If I can't measure it, I have a hard time believing in its efficacy (which is odd considering I grew up in the … Continue reading 1. A Little Science, A Little Lifestyle