K. Alex Walker

National Bestselling Author of Romantic Fiction

Why is it that in the dark, even irrational stuff is crazy? Like, I took off my glasses, noticed the bathroom door was open, went to close it but then saw a figure on the shelf. My first thought? “How did a long-necked turtle get in my bathroom?” It was a box flap. A…box…flap. Jinkies.

Life is really simple, but men insist on making it complicated. – Confucius I’m sure he meant “men” in an all-encompassing way (as in mankind), but that’s not what I’m here to do today. Today, I have a question. Guy texts girl. Girl texts guy. Guy texts girl. Girl texts guy…girl texts guy. Guy texts …

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This makes me feel like a perv. I’m not talking about the spy on people and be weird and illegal kind. I mean, if I lived next to Chris Hemsworth, maybe I can see myself evolving into that. I mean that I love sexual romantic tension. I love it in books, in shows, in movies. …

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You guys know that I often every once-in-a-while post something others might construe as TMI. But, it’s my life. And as long as I’m not posting a picture of, “What is this on my right a$$ cheek,” I think I’m okay. Today’s topic, aluminum-free deodorant. I was strolling through one of my favourite places, Target, …

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On today’s episode of Alex’s TMI Chronicles… *insert Law and Order sound* Me: (staring at guy) Him: “Hi.” Me: “Oh! Hi. Sorry about that. You’re very attractive.” Him: “Really?” Me: “Yes, you’re lovely.” (Starts to walk away) Him: “So…” Me: (panics) Him: “What’s your name?” Me: (sweat) “Alex.” Him: “You’re cute.” Me: (hyperventilates) “Oh?” Him: …

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