Hi loves, I have wondered, often, about the telltale sign that I am in love. Don't get me wrong, I have loved before. He knows who he is (no, not you, him), who he was. I still think about him and even though things got awful between us, I tell myself not to focus on … Continue reading The Litmus Test of Love
In real life, I am very introverted. Borderline shy. I spend a lot of time in my head, and I'm very quiet. I used to be self-conscious about how quiet I am, but the more people I meet, the more I notice that people can be accepting. I grew up in a very socially conservative … Continue reading Is P*ssy A Bad Word?
Why is it that in the dark, even irrational stuff is crazy? Like, I took off my glasses, noticed the bathroom door was open, went to close it but then saw a figure on the shelf. My first thought? “How did a long-necked turtle get in my bathroom?” It was a box flap. A...box...flap. Jinkies. … Continue reading Jinkies
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Life is really simple, but men insist on making it complicated. - Confucius I'm sure he meant "men" in an all-encompassing way (as in mankind), but that's not what I'm here to do today. Today, I have a question. Guy texts girl. Girl texts guy. Guy texts girl. Girl texts guy...girl texts guy. Guy texts … Continue reading The Male Mind
Can we all just agree that this movie is terrible? The good kind of terrible? Like eating eight Lindor Lindt Sea Salt Milk Chocolate truffles in one day? Of course, I've never known this to happen... Seriously, go to Target right now and get them. This isn't a sponsored post. However, Lindt, I'm open. I … Continue reading She’s All That/Pygmalion Concept
This makes me feel like a perv. I'm not talking about the spy on people and be weird and illegal kind. I mean, if I lived next to Chris Hemsworth, maybe I can see myself evolving into that. I mean that I love sexual romantic tension. I love it in books, in shows, in movies. … Continue reading THE Kiss…
As usual, thank you all so much for your support with my writing and releases. I appreciate you all riding with me for the long haul.
You guys know that I often every once-in-a-while post something others might construe as TMI. But, it's my life. And as long as I'm not posting a picture of, "What is this on my right a$$ cheek," I think I'm okay. Today's topic, aluminum-free deodorant. I was strolling through one of my favourite places, Target, … Continue reading Aluminum Free Deodorant
On today's episode of Alex's TMI Chronicles... *insert Law and Order sound* Me: (staring at guy) Him: “Hi.” Me: “Oh! Hi. Sorry about that. You’re very attractive.” Him: “Really?” Me: “Yes, you’re lovely.” (Starts to walk away) Him: “So...” Me: (panics) Him: “What’s your name?” Me: (sweat) “Alex." Him: “You’re cute.” Me: (hyperventilates) “Oh?” Him: … Continue reading Is…this…anxiety?